sometimes i think that i am not so stereotypical of an american
and then i remember that i consider the coke freestyle machine one of the greatest modern inventions
i mean look at this thing
over 100 choices, computerized mixing, one spout, touch screen, ice dispenser
have u ever seen anything so wondrous and beautiful??
This thing has vanilla coke, you mess with it, you mess with me.
u panic fans all seem so desperate for brendon to be ur bisexual icon but he literally said he was straight in a recent interview so how about we try freddie mercury or james dean or david bowie or billie joe or frank ocean
important otp headcanons to consider
- who wakes up one morning to find the other passed away in their sleep
- alright goodnight guys i’ll see you in hell
I show affection for my pets by holding them against me and whispering I love you repeatedly as they struggle to escape from my arms