In the middle of sex, say ”long live the king” then push him off the bed.
not sure why people don’t automatically say “shapeshifting” when asked what they want their superpower to be. you could become anyone you want. even fictional characters. anyone. cosplay would always be spot-on. dysphoria wouldn’t exist. perfection
rob a bank and disguise yourself as a stray pen lying on a shelf when the cops come
i have a deep respect for scotland because i was at an ireland vs scotland football match and their chant was “we hate england more than you”
one time at a germany vs scotland game some german fans started the “stand up if you hate england” chant and the whole stadium stood up
WHAT DID WE DO?!
What didn’t we do
Does this mean that England is the us of europe
where do you think the us got it from????
I DON’T WANT TO GO TO SCHOOL ANYMORE I WANT TO BE 23 AND BE IN SOME ANGRY GIRL ROCK BAND AND BE ON WARPED TOUR AND WEAR THE SAME SHIRT FOR A WEEK AND CHANGE KIDS LIVES AND WRITE MEANINGFUL LYRICS AND MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD
Things that will look better on you than vintage misery.what you'll be getting
-FOB Skull Sweater
-Alone Together TShirt
-A fly FOB hatrules
-Reblog this post as many times as you want (likes don’t count but you can like if you wanna bookmark it.)
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-You have until January 11th @ 11:59 p.m.
-This must get at least 25 notes (that’s fair enough)
I am confused and also scared
…was this picture?
I don’t think anyone could have looked at that picture and seen